Saturday, July 2, 2011

Sex and - Zombies?? WTF???

Cover for 'Sex Zombies'    I've read a lot of strange - odd - abnormal - uncharacteristically bizarre and just plain weird stories in my life, but perhaps the strangest and most bizarre to-date is this latest, Sex Zombies, a decently-sized novel of 74,663 words - all of which are used intelligently - well, as much as can be expected in such a tale - wherein the oft-used concept of zombies infesting a sleepy backwoods town somewhere in America are fought off by certain unprepossessing citizens of said township. In this case we're looking at a place called Falls City (Of which there are a handful in the US of A) and the citizens are four teenagers about ready to graduate high school and head off to college.
Josh has recently broken off with his long-time girlfriend Haley. She didn't want him to go to college and leave her behind, but he received a full athletic scholarship for baseball and would be a fool to choose this sex-tease over education, right? Then his best friend Billy offers him the chance to meet a new girl, Billy's girlfriend Amber's cousin Emma. The foursome meet the next night on a double date and head to the local drive-in theater, which is offering "zombie-fare" on its over-sized screen.
Unbeknownst to the citizenry of Falls City an epidemic has begun to spread and Josh's ex-girlfriend is among those infected early-on. This epidemic stimulates the sex drives of a person and causes the infected to overlook all other bodily urges and needs (such as eating and sleeping) in favor of - ah - making out - in every manner conceivable. When news of the rising epidemic spreads almost as fast as the epidemic itself the four high school seniors take it on themselves to locate where the Army - which the governor of the state has called in to "investigate", not knowing - or at least not admitting - that the Army has a hidden agenda in seccuring any community infected with this virus they have run up against before - has taken those infected. Why did these students get involved? Josh's mother is among those presumed to be infected and held captive by the Army and Josh can't bear to leave his mother locked up with a bunch of sex-crazed - ah - crazies - indulging in non-stop orgies.
In the midst of tracking down Josh's mother, these teens also need to keep their distance from any of the sex zombies, because any physical and sexual contact - even kissing - can and does spread the disease, turning the recipient into one more lust-driven, clothing-shucking, gender-swapping zombie.
Can Josh and his friends find a solution and/or cure to this epidemic before the Army nukes the town?

In Sex Zombies, S. Wolf (No first name given) proves that erotica is not synonymous with badly written stories. Sex Zombies is wonderfully written with a twisting plot that weaves in and out of sexual escapades of every type possible. Can a story be overly sexual and still be enjoyable? Read this book and be your own judge. As for me, I'm looking forward to reading another book by S. Wolf (No first name given). This one was too entertaining for me to quit at only one.
Sex Zombies, by S. Wolf, at both Smashwords and Amazon, currently only $0.99. Where else can you get such depraved entertainment this enjoyable?
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From Jacob M. Drake
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F.U.L.L. M.O.O.N. W.E.R.E.W.O.L.F.
A Novel of the B.A.B.E.S. Megaverse
Ebook Price: $3.99 USD. 84919 words. by Jacob M. Drake and published by Crescent Suns e-Books  on June 3, 2011
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Hector Silva had been recruited by S.T.U.D.S., the counter-part organization to B.A.B.E.S., both covert agencies that took qualified humans, although one utilized only males while the other only females, and transformed them into super-powered operatives who utilized their abilities toward locating, stopping and imprisoning criminals throughout the city of Chicago. During the process that endowed him with his new super-abilities, however, something went horribly wrong and Hector Silva, rather than becoming a hero, was tansformed into a large, slavering, drooling, ravenous werewolf. Comprised of a human-lupine hybrid body, his mind completely devoid of the human intellect, Hector Silva escaped the S.T.U.D.S. labs and took to the streets of Chicago. ****Adult theme - Not for immature readers.
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Forever the Dark Grave
Ebook Price: $3.99 USD. 76460 words. by Jacob M. Drake and published by Crescent Suns e-Books  on December 23, 2010
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Free from his enslavement, the vampire known as Phoenix searches for the way to stop his former master from enslaving all mankind. He discovers powers within him not common to other vampires and meets the most ancient of all his Kind. But werewolves try to keep him from success. Then he is once more trapped by those he once served and placed in a tomb that will be for him forever the dark grave.
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Darkness in the Light
Ebook Price: $4.99 USD. 140520 words. by Jacob M. Drake and published by Crescent Suns e-Books  on November 29, 2010
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Nic Draca wakes in a puddle in an alley, a tattoo etched on his face. Worst of all he finds he now has a taste for blood - human blood. As he discovers what happened to make him this way he finds himself becoming entrenched in a world of darkness he never knew existed. Both vampires and werewolves are real in the world he thought he knew. Where does he fit in? Second in the Forever Darkness Series.
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Dark Angel: Fallen
Ebook Price: $3.99 USD. 110800 words. by Jacob M. Drake and published by Crescent Suns e-Books  on June 1, 2010
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What if your greatest wishes could be fulfilled? What if granting those wishes meant fighting for your life against the greatest obstacles? With one homeless orphan having his wishes granted meant saving his life and fulfilling his greatest dreams - until he learned at what cost they were granted. Now he has to use everything he has to survive. Everything comes with a price - especially happiness.
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Ebook Price: ONLY $0.99 USD. 62900 words. by Jacob M. Drake and published by Crescent Suns e-Books  on March 21, 2010
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On a world where many beings have great power Solarian is the greatest of them all - until the day an unknown super-hero fell from the sky - someone who was almost Solarian's identical twin called Superion. Who is he really and why has he come just when the greatest danger to Earth surfaces and a trio of villains runs rampant? In a new series of The Many Worlds of the Solarian challenges await.
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Forever Undead
Ebook Price: $4.99 USD. 101610 words. by Jacob M. Drake and published by Crescent Suns e-Books  on March 14, 2010
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When a family man finds his less-than-perfect life turned completely upside down by his becoming a vampire everything he knows and values is called into question, especially when other vampires expect him to assist them in staging a coup that will result in the ravaging and enslavement of all humans. He must then decide what it means for him to live forever. First of the Forever Darkness series.
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Rebirth of the Gods
Ebook Price: $4.99 USD. 164250 words. by Jacob M. Drake and published by Crescent Suns e-Books  on March 12, 2010
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In ancient times there were beings who were worshipped as gods. Some have wondered if these were actually divine beings or merely those with special power? On one Earth exist beings with such Power who are seen as heroes or villains. One of these villains flees to another Earth and assumes the guise of a god...and demands to be worshipped in his own way. ****Adult theme - Not for immature readers.
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B. A. B. E. S.
Ebook Price: $2.99 USD. 75320 words. by Jacob M. Drake and published by Crescent Suns e-Books  on February 28, 2010
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There's a new breed of hero in town: B.A.B.E.S. The Bioenergized Alpha Beta Electrolyte Stimulation process turns willing female participants into superheroes, but not everything is at it seems. Il Divavolo lurks in the background to turn these heroines into her minions. Villains just want them for their bodies. Isn't sex what moves this society? A collection of erotic stories not in comic books. ****Adult theme - Not for immature readers.
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S. T. U. D. S.
Ebook Price: $2.99 USD. 80710 words. by Jacob M. Drake and published by Crescent Suns e-Books  on March 7, 2010
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The B.A.B.E.S. operatives aren't the only super-powered beings operating out of Chicago any longer. Now they have male counterparts to contend with as well as all the others out there looking to capture them and use them for sexual purposes. Are the men of S.T.U.D.S. a force for good or evil? That's what the B.A.B.E.S. have to find out for themselves. Can they take what S.T.U.D.S. dishes out? ****Adult theme - Not for immature readers.
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The Complete Book of B.A.B.E.S.
Ebook Price: $5.95 USD. 153030 words. by Jacob M. Drake and published by Crescent Suns e-Books  on May 12, 2011
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If you enjoyed reading B.A.B.E.S. or the sequel S.T.U.D.S., but wanted to read stories from each book alternately without changing books, now you can. Both B.A.B.E.S. and S.T.U.D.S. have been joined together into one HUGE volume containing all the stories from each at one low price. Start reading and enjoy. ****Adult theme - Not for immature readers.
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Pumpkin Jack Skull and Other Tales of Terror
Ebook Price: FREE! 63710 words. by Jacob M. Drake and published by Crescent Suns e-Books  on February 27, 2010
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A teenage boy discovers more on Halloween than he bargained for. A child realizes his mother is a powerful witch. A hero comes to understand the truth of what lies within him. Seven tales of terror fill the pages of this collection of short stories of the supernatural. Be prepared to have your spine chilled and your stomach churned. Not for the squeamish.
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Ebook Price: $2.99 USD. 68730 words. by Jacob M. Drake and published by Crescent Suns e-Books  on February 25, 2010
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Patrick Riley, college student, suddenly finds himself holding two ancient swords - and his body transformed into that of a metallic warrior. Is it possible his old friend Cameron Kensington can help or have Cameron's own changes made him the enemy? The second book of The Many Worlds of the Solarian. There are too many changes coming to miss a single installment.
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Ebook Price: Now ONLY $0.99 USD. 87350 words. by Jacob M. Drake and published by Crescent Suns e-Books  on February 20, 2010
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Marshall Montgomery is a young man with extraordinary powers who is completely alone with no one to share his powers with - until he discovers a parallel universe where others with meta-human abilities exist. Marshall implements a method for traversing the dimensional barrier and begins a new life. But is it all he expected it to be? Book One of a new series "The Many Worlds of the Solarian".
From Jackson Williams
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New Life
Ebook Price: $3.99 USD. 85140 words. by Jackson Williams and published by Crescent Suns e-Books  on February 4, 2011
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This is a biographical account based upon the true life story of Brooke McKellogg, a young woman who was born male and realized at an early age she was intended to be a girl. This stirring drama reveals the heartaches and joys of Brooke's life as she grew through her teen years and underwent the gender reassignment surgery necessary in order to become the real girl she was meant to be.
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Ebook Price: $2.99 USD. 29240 words. by Jackson Williams and published by Crescent Suns e-Books  on December 31, 2010
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Necrillia, the Mistress of Death gives a humorous take on those within the grave and other tales of death and dying, including re-animated corpses, morgues after hours, the not-yet-dead, and those about to be dead. These all give us a humorous look at life and what might lie beyond it. Must be 18 years of age or older to read this book. All characters used within are 18 or older.

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Meri XXXMas Cherry
Ebook Price: $2.99 USD. 31210 words. by Jackson Williams and published by Crescent Suns e-Books  on December 27, 2010
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Meri Garner was raised cherishing her virginity. Until she found out how much more fun she could have being promiscuous. With the help of her best friend Meri auctions her virginity off on the internet. This and other erotic stories will titillate you for hours. All characters in this book are 18 years of age or older. Must be 18 years or older to read this book.
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1 comment:

  1. Thanks for the kind words about Sex Zombies. Sounds like you had as much fun reading it as I had writing it.

    Great website you have here.